Best customer quote of the week:
- Customer: "I want those fried things with white cheesy stuff inside"
- Mr: "Oh the cream cheese fried wontons?"
- Customer: "Listen ma'am, I don't know what it's called but I want it in my face"
wrap up of this week
- justin bieber wrote in anne franks journal “anne frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber”
- two 14 year old boys killed a homeless man as a dare
- bombings going off in boston during the boston marathon
and it’s only monday
if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child
I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA
It looks like your grade is going …… down under
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this





